{"product_id":"i-m-not-always-a-bitch-just-kidding-go-fuck-yourself-adult-unisex-socks-funatic-brand","title":"I’M NOT ALWAYS A BITCH, JUST KIDDING, GO FUCK YOURSELF Adult Unisex Socks FUNATIC Brand","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-ceccfca5-0 kmqUGF\" data-test-id=\"accordion-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eShe’s got pastel vibes and main-character rage. These peach socks come dressed like a Hallmark card: white cuffs, soft details, a cartoon blonde clutching a heart. But the energy? Fully unhinged. Up top, you’ve got “I’m Not Always a Bitch.” Aww. Growth. Turn your foot to the side though, and the truth comes out in bold yellow: “Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e***WE CARRY THE MATCHING VINYL STICKER***\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eMade from a cozy cotton blend that stretches for maximum attitude, they’re mid-calf, unisex, and fit most feet (Men 6–11, Women 7.5–12).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eGreat for storming out, laughing maniacally, or sitting quietly while seething inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eGive them to your most chaotic friend. Or wear them yourself the next time someone says, “You seem upset.” You are. And these socks speak fluent leave me alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFUNATIC BRAND Adult Unisex Crew Socks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Novelty Socks And Slippers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":22783547047994,"sku":"1170086","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0102\/0792\/0186\/products\/image_1a62655c-11bc-486a-9054-d6da0abad635.jpg?v=1657070423","url":"https:\/\/www.noveltysocksandslippers.com\/products\/i-m-not-always-a-bitch-just-kidding-go-fuck-yourself-adult-unisex-socks-funatic-brand","provider":"Novelty Socks And Slippers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}